Dear Netflix, Hulu, Amazon Prime, Philo, Moopl, JumJum, Eepz, AppleCore, Kroger Unlimited, Q-Anon+, Catholic Faith Network Online, PutinWatch, Home Depot Tool Time Hammershare, and all other streaming services in existence:

First, I regret calling you cowards and fools in the title of this piece. I regret that you have