This post originally appeared in the August 10, 2020 edition of The Move, a place for Eater’s editors to reveal their recommendations and pro dining tips — sometimes thoughtful, sometimes weird, but always someone’s go-to move. Subscribe now.

According to my grandmother, the planets have it in for my gut. The star chart she had printed upon my birth said I’d be doomed to digestion issues, and her advice has always been that I should eat more yogurt. Which has