Today in cursed sentences: The long-awaited(?), highly anticipated(?) result of a fried-chicken footwear collaboration between KFC and Crocs is finally hitting the market. On July 28, hypebeasts and Colonel Sanders fetishists everywhere will be able to purchase the limited-edition shoes on Crocs’ website, for just $59.99 (for comparison, a pair of classic Crocs clogs costs $44.99).

The KFC Crocs were first introduced effectively a lifetime ago back in February, during New York Fashion Week. As part of that unveiling, artist