This Concacaf League match looks like something out of a Stephen King movie.

Do not adjust your monitor

A soccer player scored four goals in a single game on Thursday night, but you probably didn’t see it. No, seriously, even if you tuned in to FS2 to watch Saprissa and Municipal in Concacaf League action, you probably didn’t actually see the ball hit the back of the net four times. 

The conditions at the Estadio Ricardo Saprissa Aymá in San José, Costa Rica, were lousy from the start and only got worse as the game went on. Here’s what play-by-play man Josh Eastern’s view was as he called the game off a monitor. 

When play occurred on the side of the field nearest the hard camera, it actually wasn’t too tough to follow. 

If the ball traveled over to the Twin Peaks side of the pitch, that’s where the trouble started. Here you